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Australia: the complacent country & the republic

I want you to travel somewhere in the world, but not anywhere, I want you to go to the cruelly cold cities of London and New York, where for a Sydneysider it will seem like life is on steroids. Things are going to move quicker, people are going to do more and the cities will never seem to sleep. And then just to sting our reputation as a great drinking and partying nation the people will go out harder than us, for longer and on more substances. How embarrassing.

But really this is just the beginning. You’ll start to notice how complacent Australia as a country is, and how much we love to rest on our very mediocre laurels. There just isn’t a sense of urgency with Australians. All of us seem content to live the Australian dream, basically a state of life as it sounds, achieved nearly asleep, with the smallest possible level of consciousness required to avoid dropping down dead.- by Sean Maguire

For anyone who’s reached this point, who's not in a coma and not standing up in their flannelettes trying to work out why the computer is offending them; I’m sure you’ve felt this. I’m sure you've thought this was just the human condition and that you were doomed to be the one person that ‘got it’ while everyone else floundered about. I’m sure you thought this right up until you walked into a bar in London and heard people talking about the future of the Labour Party and ‘why, okay I suppose Britain may need a written constitution’.

And then you got an absolutely tremendous sense of futility about Australia, you started to realise that in education, politics, art (and pretty much everything else other than sport or business) to try to succeed is to be different; and to be different in Australia isn’t difficult but it definitely is demoralising.

For instance, in education you study hard all your young life often avoiding the temptations of the body and the soul while your retarded friends get high on inhalant. Then after years you finally get a PhD, a degree and title so reputable that in any other country you’d be a respected member of the community and possibly a community leader because your PhD represents a life’s work and expertise that can be used to better whatever field you specialise in.

In Australia though, prepare to get ridiculed because you’re an intellectual now and you’re suspicious because we all know you do nothing in those ivory towers but wank off into golden tissues. By the way if you are wearing still reading and wearing that flannelette don’t pretend you weren’t happy when Howard came in and made that world you could never enter seem to be one full of boffins out of touch with reality.

So to continue, are you somebody who has any sense of justice and any aspiration to make this a place of greater equality?

Well don’t bother because you’ll end up getting voted out by the bigots you’re trying to help- probably for a leader who will only oppress them more.

I was now going to write something about art in Australia, but the people who love art know what the problems are and the people who hate art are probably watching motorsports and can’t read; so I won’t bother.

So to go onto some of the idiots that make Australia complacent I’ll start with Monarchists. If you’re a monarchist you’re an idiot.

If you believe a rich old woman that lives 4000 miles away is our best representative- you (and I will repeat) truly are an idiot.

But onto monarchism, how dare this fat stupid country turn its back on a Republic when it was served up so easily on a platter. How dare this country refuse what India, the Irish, and every other country ruled by the British fought so hard to have. Through blood and iron these nations were forged and there would be few who would say their sense of pride and value of what freedom means will ever be forgotten.

But Australia the ‘lucky cunt-ry’ avoided all that and instead we’ve had probably the most gradual decolonisation process in history. No blood, just signing a few documents, a few ACTS and hey presto we’re free.

God, the embarrassment.

And another thing to take from this the 10 year anniversary of that referendum is that if you’ve ever used the mantra ‘if it ain’t broke don’t fix it’ you’re an idiot and a strong part of the reason why this country is stagnating in stupidity.

Forget that the constant pursuit of perfection is the only way that anything can be bettered, forget that in any other country saying something is working alright (so don’t bother trying to make it better) would probably result in stoning in the street. No, we should always be that conservative and stupid country that never sees what’s right and socially just until after everybody else has done it.

An ETS?

Let Europe try it first.

Gay marriage?

Let California and England try it, because we’re too worried about faggots deriding our precious institutions

You know what that is like, it’s like when the media writes about young Australian actors making it in Hollywood or that Rudd has been written about by ‘the Rolling Stone’ and we get that peculiar sense of pride. We get that feeling just like our big brother is noticing what we’ve done and mightn’t think we’re as much of a loser as we always thought.

That's it!

We are the perennial little brother constantly assuming that we won’t be able to match it with the big boys, or as the Simpson’s so perfectly put it, we seem ‘born to runner up’.

So how can we possibly have got so complacent in our mediocrity?

God knows. But I know I’m not smart enough to change it so I won’t bother.

But I do know that this sense of absolute stinking stupidity that I feel daily makes me want to run around and break things. All I want to do is open the floodgates and let in all the refugees that deserve to live in a place free from violence. All I want to do is slap someone and say that letting gays marry won’t end the world and neither will pulling troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq.

We both know there’s no point though.

So to bring this together how do all these seemingly unrelated points come together?

Well it’s this. On this day, the anniversary of when Howard broke our heart's we should remember that Australia is a racist, bigoted, stupid mass of people that are happy with what we've got, who will add no new ideas to the world because new ideas mean change and change is scary for a country happy to wallow in perpetual mediocrity.

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 Re: Commoditisation of aboriginal art

dear jack do you know anything about the history of Aboriginal 'art'??? Your speculation seems based on complete ignorance of the fact that Aboriginal art was invented for white buyers - the Aborigines themselves having survived 40,000 years without needing to give their lore and laws, myths and legends and rules for survival in a hostile climate any permanent form. It was only our attempts to assimilate them into our 'society' that drove the link to canvas - though the money we paid for their art was a nice bonus, and shouldn't be ignored as a continuing motive for painting. cheers - jeremy

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 Re: Farmers and ETS

Thank you for your commentary about farmers in a world of changing climate. Here in the Pacific NW we are not as aware of it as some other places. Our Transition Town group hosted author William Catton last night, who wrote a prophetic book called "Overshoot" back in 1980. During the discussion, a local fish biologist pointed out that of all industries, farmers are the only ones constantly limited by nature. The rest of the world ( with a few exceptions like fishermen or foresters) really do not seem to make their living in a world of limited by forces beyond their control--- or so they imagine. There is a fundamental sanity in these other ways of life that our culture is unwilling to hear. It runs away from the voice of limitation. I think farmers have a lot to teach the world. We always thought there was something wholesome about farming and I think this is exactly it; a lack of hubris. How many slaps in the face will it take before people come to their senses? - Anna Willis

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 Re: Turning Chinese

Obama is just a puppet of the Corporate elites.He has not recinded the Patriot Act,Bushes' presidential orders nor habius corpus.Presently ,we have corporate facism. - Ross

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 Re: Why Won't God Heal Amputees?

it seems that your whole point and discussion is aimed at christianity. what you state is pretty thought provoking and maybe true but one thing that i have to say is that maybe the whole religion thing has just been corrupted by people and that maybe god does exist.... nomatter all the scientific bull that you and other people can come up with, there are still things that you and scientist just cant explain. ie youe exsistance and the fact that you as a human have suchbrain capacity to do what you do today, and why there is such an order in nature "ofcoures humans always fuck up the order" everything on earth is one complex puzzle that works and you and everyone found it working. not only earth but even beyond to space and shit. now you can say that all this came from a bang and what ever but even if you believe that, what created the platform for that bang and why this place and stuff. just too many things dont add up to just say there is no god. and i think most of these motherfuckers miss the point of this religious shit anyway. because god is not a religion but a spiritual bond. dont be fooled by sensationalism and think that god does not exist cos he does. at least for me. the only problem with this now is that humans have sensationalised everything to make thier shit the best and in part have missed the whole point of god. every human bieng needs something to hold on to. even you and weather it is the image of god that people have painted or not is irrelevent. there is something that you believe in.. you might not go to church and get on your knees but its just part of human nature to associate yourself with something. it could be a superstition or eating chocolate coated roaches whatever you like fact is some things are just bigger than our rational. hope to get a responce from you - esco

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Re: Safran sure to offend, but who cares?

It is an interesting question to pursue "And, is there a ratio that exists where the amount of people offended compared to those that weren't makes something objectively racist?" I suppose the most right answer to whether something is racist or not can only come about democratically. By asking people if they find it racist. Even then (in this currently impossible world where people who want to vote on everything) who gets to vote? Hopefully I do. How do I cast my vote? At the moment I abstain. - Joshua Genner

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Re: The Pointless Question of "What is Art?"

You're article serves as a blatant example of people's lack of knowledge/interest in the contemporary art scene. Some of the most profound and revealing conversations stem from dicussions of art, politics and religion so why label them taboo subject matter? why not let the idiots add in their artistic two cents, because who knows what could happen? a change of opinion... an education... a flash of interest? Perhaps you and your friends to venture down to the COFA 09 annual exhibit and see some 200 fresh sydney artists emerge onto the art scene, unless it's too boring/inane. - Kara

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Re: The Pointless Question of "What is Art?"

I dare say the question is not pointless but rather is made pointless by overcomplications of academia and peripherals of market and status, in which Sean appears to have gotten bogged down notwithstanding the word limit. One of the things we do know about art for a fact is that we humans appear to have always had it around from the caves (who can forget the fetching bison from Alta Mira!) So the issue is cutting through the baggage of history as old as humanity to get back to the fundamentals. It took me about 35 years of research but does not take 100 words. It is this: "Art is something that is designed to communicate thoughts and feelings and to influence our thoughts and feeling through one or more of our senses."(25 words) Since we have space, a rider: "The particular art form is qualified by the particular senses involved in production and reception of that communication. If Sound then Music, If body then Dance. If we use eyes to perceive colour and shape we call it Visual art." How you work the item in question is the matter of objectivity after all some of us eat fruit raw and others make jam. If you choose to make art an investment go for it, if you choose to make it a status symbol you won't be the first. However, in my book, art is really the best at being art and in the immortal words of one Oscar Wilde, for any other purpose "All art is quite useless" - Valerie (Co-incidental author of "Why Art? The Pocket Art Expert)
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Re: John Safran ready for when skit hits the fan

The only aspect of "multiculturalism" we (or any western society)have accepted, revolves around food: sweet and sour chicken or donner kebab..nothing else is relevent, interesting or in anyway beneficial to us. The Cronulla riots were seen as well overdue by most people abroad, we should be proud of standing up to and rejecting ethnic gangs from our pure shores - "Peter Piper"

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Re: Brassed off about creationism- by Andy Coghlan

This is why we need change in Texas and why I'm running for State Board of Education. - Rebecca Bell-Metereau (www.voterebecca.com)

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Re: The Rape Tunnel

It astonishes and intrigues me this 'shock art' Being a over zealous muscled ex con looking for love, where could one find Richard Whitehursts hole?

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Re: ETS Voted Down: Rudd Proves Himself An Evil Genius

Nice to see such an insightful article, despite the snide comments.. Did you read the Quarterly Essay by Guy Pearse in writing the first 5 paragraphs- not that that's a bad thing really. Nice of you to widen your vision beyond the road ahead and take in some history- but I would add one thing- that as it stands (in the senate, especially with Steve Fielding) we won't have a real, meaningful ETS passed. The bummer is that even with a double dissolution election and the resultant simultaneous sitting of both houses of parliament (which as you point out, the greens/minor parties and labor would benefit from) would still not change the ETS from it's current configuration- not unless the Greens tripled their vote. Silly that it all came down to labor preferences to a little known party led by a little know bloke named Steve Fielding and Family First- not that that should be the reason we're in this predicament... - Shaun Lambert

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Re: Evil Capitalists

In response to the "100 Words" on Psychotic Capitalism: The statement, "only psychotics fail to distinguish right from wrong," has a semantic problem. What makes a person psychotic is the inability to recognize that, theoretically, actions or behavior can be right and wrong. A psychologically normal person can do this by age 5. But well- intentioned people constantly disagree about which actions are right and wrong in particular situations. This evening my husband and I re- watched "Zeitgeist--- Addendum" on youtube. We had to restrain ourselves from a festival of paranoia, anger and frustration at what appears to be an evil plot to enslave us all, to bleed us like pods in The Matrix. I cannot argue against the idea that Capitalism--- looked at as a planetary movement--- seems heartlessly destructive, yet there is no single person or even group of Illuminati to blame --- we are willing participants in this plot to rule the world, exploit the human race, rape Mother Earth. All of us are not psychotic, rather we are doing what seems right, and we are following norms set by our culture and community. I personally do my best to support those lawmakers who help us define right at wrong at the transpersonal level--- where this kind of crime being committed, with vast and ultimately very personal consequences. Indeed people can be stupider and meaner in groups than singly --- but whatever the right word is for that, it is not psychotic. Our real problem is that we seem incapable of seeing consequences beyond the local and immediate, we are selfish and shortsighted. But the writer is right: stupid, mean, selfish, shortsighted --- these terms trivialize the unfathomable crimes of Capitalists and their sheep-like dupes. - Anna Willis

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Re: Ethics Implicit?

There is one place where ethics is not "implicit everywhere" and that is television and the media generally - the only ethic is win the audience. This is the toxic environment "informing" students. - Terry McGee

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Re: Australia's Swine Flu vaccination plan

The word "pandemic" has absolutely nothing to do with a deadly disease taking over the planet. The definition of "Pandemic" is simply about the SPREAD of a disease. Any disease. It could be a relatively harmless disease like the Swine Flu, to maybe a more harmful type (like normal seasonal influenza). Nothing to do with how bad or how good it is to your health ... just how WIDESPREAD it is. That is the interpretation of "Pandemic". A word that is nothing to be scared about, but just a measure of the SPREAD of any disease (harmful or relatively harmless) around the globe. The original "Spanish Flu" in 1819 killed 50 to 100 million people worldwide. Swine Flu deaths to date? 2,800 or so. Compare this to up to 500,000 deaths worldwide from our ongoing "Seasonal Flu". People need to see things in perspective. Swine Flu is a mild flu. No need for risky & possibly dangerous vaccinations. No need to be scared. In fact NO NEED TO DO ANYTHING. Just stay cool and take whatever vitamins & health supplements that are appropriate. Good luck & stay informed. - Tim
 
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Re: Kabul-shit

A nice puncture of the ADF's mad illusions. Shooting civvies in another land used to be called murder, now we pretend its nation building. It must have struck a chord. General Jim Molan, the butcher of Fallujah, who used white phosphorous & put snipers on hospital rooftops, raves in today's SMH about staying true to the mission. What is it with these guys? Untold deaths in Iraq, bombs still exploding, millions of refugees ... and this guy thinks he's a genius. - Tina G

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Re: Why we shouldn't care about he loneliness of the University Liberal

While you have managed to approach, with a complete lack of understanding and sensitivity, the complaints of the many people who feel alienated by the overtly leftist university agenda, I also think that you have failed to address the concerns of an increasingly disenfranchised leftist populace. The article was concerning the Left Handed bigots, not the personal politics of either of the 4 people mentioned. Their concern was not with, as you pointlessly attacked, their political beliefs, but rather with their freedom to express their beliefs and how they were treated on campus because of them. I write this as a disenfranchised leftist. Apparently, freedom of speech on campus somehow took a backseat to the far left's bigotry, however well intentioned they thought it was originally. I'm not right; I'm not left. But fuck anybody that tries to censure me and revoke my right to freedom of speech, merely for believing in a political party. Anyone that thinks that's OK, well simply look up the definition of fascist. - I Swing My Vote

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