The Gothamist has written a great article critiquing a recent "New York Post" piece about drink recipes for "Osama's death parties". The Gothamist looks at the macabre nature of the article but HPD thinks he misses a beat; he should try and think of a few other recipes than the paltry offering that "The Post" gives us.
The Post only had two, including "the Bin Laden is dead" with vodka topped off with grenadine.
Surely, if you're drinking alcohol (something sacrilegious in Islam) you can do it a bit better to rub it in the face of America's enemies.
HPD gives you these drinks for your (ir)responsible consumption:
Shot of vodka with a dash of chocolate syrup
Slide a drop of grenadine down the glass
Quickly followed by layering Carolans - a white Irish cream on top
Will look like a brown guy with a turban and blood dripping down his head and body.
Serve as a shot to be slammed.
"Osama the Cocktail"
Straight Bacardi with a dash of Apple Schnapps
Shake over ice with cranberry and pour into a Martini glass
Place into a box and then hide for 10 years
Serve as a hide-and-seek game.
"Blood of Osama"
1 shot of lemon infused vodka
Fill rest of a high-ball glass with tomato glass
Add a sprinking of pepper
Big dash of Tabasco and chili powder
Dash of lime/lemon juice
Little hit of Worcestershire sauce
Serve in plastic bags and tell everyone it's the blood of Osama
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