9 jun
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By Sumer Dayal Look out world because there’s a new trend to stop cross-cultural harmony and promote ethnic tension that gets you to sleep at night. And it starts with Egypt’s men.
Yes, Egypt's supreme court has recognised the harmful impact their sexually-charged men can have on their society and has upheld a decision to strip citizenship from those men who wed Israeli women “if the marriage poses a threat to national security.”
Why oh divine Egypt?
Think of the children!
But then I thought about it, and I realised they saw something I did not - Egyptian Israeli hybrids. Shock. If they’re not careful, those critters will take over their lands.
Then what’s the difference between the Egyptian and the Israeli? Political campaigns, war financing and angry riots would all go to waste, just because some of these boys thought that bridging the gap would be a good idea. Double shock – and horror.
Thank you, oh Egypt, protector of Arabness and marginalisation.
Honestly, it’s hilarious how breaking a marriage, then justifying this imposition on free will, is a legitimate way of protecting your country.
I thought that’s why they had guns.
And dude. Come on. An Egyptian is marrying an Israeli. It’s not you he has to worry about, it’s his dad.
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