HPD presents the Official British Royal Wedding Day Drinking Game - to be played while watching the big day. So without further ado...
Choose a member of the Royal Family as your partner, any close-up of your partner deserves a 1 x Drink cheers
1 x Drink for anytime the commentators say Britain/British with gusto
1 x Drink anytime you see a Kate and Will tea-towel
1 x Drink for the naming and onscreen shots of any current or former Head of State
1 x Drink for any time the Charles Diana wedding is mentioned
1 x Drink for any tears, drink again if the person is a member of the Royal family, male or old. E.g Prince Charles = 4 drinks
1 x Drink for anytime Prince Charles looks awkward
Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must drink
1 x Drink for anytime the Queen purses her lips and looks as if a doctor is using some ice-cold implements on her nether regions
If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink
Finish vessel and lower Union Jack if the Bride runs
Finish your vessel if/when the Bride gets given away
Sink your vessel and sing "Rule Britannia" for the balcony kiss
The winner of the game is the last one singing "God Save The Queen" who actually means it.
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