By Simon Moore (UNSW, Sydney)
At Moscow international airport in Russia, 35 people have been confirmed dead with 86 more hospitalised after a suicide bomber wielding a briefcase exclaimed "I will kill you all", shortly before exploding himself. Shortly thereafter his head was recovered and has been described as of “Arab appearance”, which of course begs the question as to whether he had the sleek lean body of a Sudanese basketball player from the neck down.
Naturally the horrible ordeal has been condemned as a disgusting act of terrorism, but it seems that the terrorist himself forgot one key detail, to lay out his cause. It is still unsure as to what this man was so suicidally passionate about. “I will kill you all” is a very direct and accurate statement but neglects to mention whether he was in outrage over the diminishing stature of Palestine or the fact that his local Mcdonalds franchise had decided to discontinue the McChicken burger.
It goes without saying that stupidity tends to be a linkable trait for suicide bombers, yet this fuck-wit seems to be without a doubt the most disappointing specimen of a human being that has been seen for quite a while.
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